<p>Would you like to eat dinner in a place with:</p> <ul> <li>An unnecessarily amped Russian guitarist shouting so that you can't hear each other speak?</li> <li>No heating + a free hole to the outside?</li> <li>Bad food which takes at least 3 hours to arrive without apology?</li> <li>Staff who are willing to get aggressive with customers?</li> <li>Fish cooked so badly that you throw up when you finally get home?</li> </ul> <p>Would you like all this for just &pound;35?</p> <p>Then I think I have the place for you:</p> <blockquote> <p>Borshtch 'n' Tears<br/> 45-46 Beauchamp Place<br/> London<br/> SW3 1NX </p> </blockquote> Would you like to eat dinner in a place with: - An unnecessarily amped Russian guitarist shouting so that you can't hear each other speak? - No heating + a free hole to the outside? - Bad food which takes at least 3 hours to arrive without apology? - Staff who are willing to get aggressive with customers? - Fish cooked so badly that you throw up when you finally get home? Would you like all this for just &pound;35? Then I think I have the place for you: > Borshtch 'n' Tears > 45-46 Beauchamp Place > London > SW3 1NX 2005-12-11T11:28:00-08:00 340 1 2007-05-26T15:29:58-07:00